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Are you a bug?

Do you worry you aren't doing enough for the hive?


Do you struggle to keep up with the latest trends in scents & pheromones?


The AFTER METAMORPHOSIS Hotline is here to help you with your problems.


Running for a limited time only! Operators are standing by 24/7 to take your call!


! Call now on +44(131) 381 0248 !


Devised, written, performed: Ali Maloney & Lewis Sherlock

IVR System Programming: Alfie Pates

Telephony Infrastructure: FDX Production Services

Additional Mastering: Owen Green

Technical Sourcing: Brian Hutchison 


Calls charged at your normal rate. You must be over 18 to call. Please get the bill payer’s permission before phoning. Calls may be recorded for performance purposes


Transcripts available upon request to

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